Thank you for your continued patience with us as we finish your doll. As you may have heard, we have been going through a lot here over the past several months with Matt’s health, his father’s death and number of other issues we won’t get into here (the recent zombie apocalypse hit our newly trained staff particularly hard). Your continued support of us during this time of need is greatly appreciated by both Matt and I.
However, the reason I am writing to you is to congratulate you on the completion of your new doll, which will ship this afternoon (Saturday, April 1st
) with another 20 or so dolls that were also delayed by (and yes even before) our ongoing restructuring efforts. As you can see from the attached photos, we found the necklace you requested, as well as the special azure bracelet from the “Sea Turtle Conservancy” and we even included a special personalized Tampa Bay Lightening jersey with his name on it as a bonus for your understanding.
While we know an overpriced t-shirt isn’t enough to make up for the long wait or my continued lack of communication with you regarding your order, we have taken it upon ourselves to refund part of your money so you and your soon to be delivered doll can share some quality time on the ice at Amelia Arena.
Thank you for your patronage, and enjoy your doll.
Signed:*** HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY ***Note
: You could tell it was a joke
because their bracelets are red, orange, brown and black.
Seriously, they would look awesome in blue… especially with him wearing it.
: I have no idea whether I should post this story here
, the Sin thread or the joke thread. Fortunately, that's what moderators are for.