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Limericks that I made up
« on: October 26, 2020, 12:08:57 AM »
         I once had a dog named tiny
         Her coat was all black and shiny
         One day she did wail
         While chasing her tail
         I think she had bit her own heiny

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Re: Limericks that I made up
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2020, 12:18:56 AM »
I knew these twin girls who were hotties
They both had excellent bodies
I went after one sister,
Got punched in the kisser...
It turns out they both know Karate

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Re: Limericks that I made up
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2020, 12:21:13 AM »
Hey, if you guys like these, and want to see more of them, let me know, I’m saving the best for last! Feed back is welcome!

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Re: Limericks that I made up
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2020, 12:13:07 AM »
I knew a young girl named Dawn
Who sucked on a very large Dong
As it came on her lips,
She took a few sips,
And said, “man, I’m in love with King Kong,”

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Re: Limericks that I made up
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2020, 07:15:33 PM »
I really wish someone would at least give me a thumbs up...
but I do see that people are reading these, so, another one that I made up, about a co- worker.
   I worked with a girl named Laurie
   She was loose
   And a little bit whorey
   This girl was a pig, and her cunt was so big.
    It was rumored to have a second story

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Re: Limericks that I made up
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2020, 05:49:59 AM »
      I knew an old bag named Mary
      Who was very intolerant Of Dairy
      If milk she would drink,
       The air would soon stink
      From now until next January

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Re: Limericks that I made up
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2020, 10:48:07 PM »
     I worked with a guy named Stubb
     Whose shape was like that of a tub
     “Those diets don’t work”,
      He said with a smirk,
     “ I need a mirror to see my own nubb!”

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Re: Limericks that I made up
« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2020, 10:22:14 PM »
Ok, here is the last...and my favorite. A radio DJ said on the air one day, I can’t make a rhyme with the name “ Medina”. Pronounced MED Eye na.
    So...I had to accept the challenge, and make a limerick about Medina. I hope you enjoy...
    I met an Asian girl named Medina
    She came from the country of China
     And who would have guessed,
     When I got her undressed,
     I needed CHOPSTICKS to eat her VAGINA!!!