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Re: From the Inbox
« Reply #120 on: October 25, 2014, 03:48:09 AM »
Awesome.  :laugh:

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Re: From the Inbox
« Reply #121 on: October 30, 2014, 08:41:36 PM »
For all the teachers and school administrators:

Maroochydore High School in Queensland, Australia answering machine
https://xa.yimg.com/kq/groups/17162438/171426805/name/School%20Answering%20Machine.mp4

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Re: From the Inbox
« Reply #122 on: November 03, 2014, 03:57:34 PM »
     "There comes a time in your life, when you walk away from all the drama and people who create it. You surround yourself with people who make you laugh. Forget the bad, and focus on the good. Love the people who treat you right, pray for the ones who don't. Life is too short to be anything but happy. Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living."


     A man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulled out a large syringe to give an anaesthesia shot.
     "No way, no needles! I hate needles!" the man exclaimed. So she started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, and the man said, "I can't do the gas thing. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!"
     The dentist then asked the patient if he had any objections to taking a pill.
     "No," he says, "I'm fine with pills." So the dentist gave him two little blue pills and he swallowed them.
     "What are those?" he asked.
     "Viagra," she replied.
     "I'll be damned," said the patient, "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer."
     "It doesn't," said the dentist, "But it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth."


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The Ferrari factory in Maranello Italy
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     If you ever thought the treadmill was boring, think again! Some people seem to enjoy life more than others. This guy has got the market cornered!
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Re: From the Inbox
« Reply #123 on: November 03, 2014, 04:41:29 PM »
Noq's on a roll.  :laugh:

Those assembly plants are very impressive.

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Re: From the Inbox
« Reply #124 on: November 14, 2014, 08:32:48 PM »
From ABC News - Low-tech solution to high-tech credit card theft. No joke!

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/tips-protect-credit-cards-hackers-26882427

     If you cannot see the video, the suggestion is to wrap your credit cards in aluminum foil. Cheap, but effective!



Catholic Hair Dryer

     In parochial school students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructors also advised that using a bit of imagination was OK to express the truth differently without lying. Below is a perfect example of those teachings: Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs.

     An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?"
     "Of course child. What may I do for you?"
     "Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the Customs limits and I"m afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Hide it under your robes perhaps?"
     "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie."
     "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
     When they got to Customs, she let the priest go first. The official asked,
     "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
     "From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare."
     The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
     Winking mischievously, the Priest replied, "I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
     Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next please!"

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Re: From the Inbox
« Reply #125 on: November 15, 2014, 05:27:39 AM »
To be sure, to be sure.

very funny Noq  :thumb:

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Re: From the Inbox
« Reply #127 on: November 19, 2014, 03:37:27 AM »
Ana Yangs bubble mix is a lot different to stuff I had as a kid and how did some actually climb upwards.... helium ? very clever.

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Re: From the Inbox
« Reply #128 on: November 26, 2014, 09:10:01 PM »
The Night of Thanksgiving

TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,
BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP.
I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS,
I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.

THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED -
THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE,
BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION
WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.

TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION,
THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.
SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR,
AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.
GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.

I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.
I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY,
WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.
BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES....
HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.

MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY,
MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP.
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS.
MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS!!

HAPPY  THANKSGIVING TO  ALL !

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Re: From the Inbox
« Reply #129 on: November 27, 2014, 10:54:47 AM »
Fantastic, Noq.  :laugh:

I wish you and everyone here at ODC a very Happy Thanksgiving. :D

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Re: From the Inbox
« Reply #130 on: September 05, 2015, 06:47:34 PM »
     This is for those of you of my generation who do not really comprehend why Facebook exists.

     Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Every day I go down to the street & tell the neighbors what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before & what I will do tomorrow night. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog, my garden &, of course, a 'selfie' or two. I also listen to their conversations and I tell them I love them.

And it works...............................

     I already have four people following me. Two police constables, a psychiatrist & a case worker from the Council.

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Re: From the Inbox
« Reply #131 on: September 07, 2015, 08:39:07 PM »
     This was not in my inbox, but on the news broadcast. This was apparently inspired, at least in part, by the Free the Nipple movie (2014) by Lina Esco. From "Free the Nipple Walk":

"'Free the Nipple' equality movement comes to Kentucky
Posted: Sat 10:24 AM, Sep 05, 2015

LOUISVILLE, Ky. (WKYT) -  Thanks to a high school student, a national equality movement will be coming to Kentucky this weekend.

The "Free the Nipple Walk" equality march will take place today in Louisville. The walk is part of a growing movement across the county that aims to raise awareness against female oppression and censorship.

According to WKLY in Louisville, Nan Elpers, 18, is the main reason the walk is happening. Elpers says she first learned about the movement through her gender studies class. After seeing how successful the walk was in other cities around the country, Elpers made it her goal to bring the event to Kentucky.

Elpers told WLKY that she originally invited a few friends on Facebook to see if they would be interested. It quickly gained attention and the following day, numerous people had been invited.

Now, over 500 people said they will be taking part in the walk. Unlike typical marches or walks, most participants in "Free the Nipple Walk" are expected to be topless.

Although hundreds of people are expected to be topless, Elders told WLKY that the walk is meant to bring awareness to equality for women.

The walk is free to the public and begins at 11 a.m. at Willow Park, near Eastern Parkway in Louisville.
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Re: From the Inbox
« Reply #132 on: September 09, 2015, 01:31:47 PM »
I say expand the idea, a Nation Wide FREE THE BOOBIES march!! 8)

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Re: From the Inbox
« Reply #133 on: September 29, 2015, 08:05:24 PM »
The Final Exam

     There were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an 'A'  so far. These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Florida State until early Monday morning.

     Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final they would explain to their professor why they missed it.  They said that they visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tire. As a result, they missed the final.  The professor agreed they could makeup the final the next day.  The guys were excited and relieved.  They studied that night for the exam.

     The next day the professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet. They quickly answered the first problem worth 5 points.  Cool, they thought!  Each one, in a separate room, thought this was going to be easy ... then they turned the page

     On the second page was written...

For 95 points:  Which tire?

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Re: From the Inbox
« Reply #134 on: September 29, 2015, 08:14:16 PM »
 :whistle: :P
"Leaving it to the imagination" is highly overrated.




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