Phicen Fantasies

[incred]

"Honey you were great, but you seemed a bit stiff"

[Begog]

Saul: Mr. Boy. What can I do you for?


Backstreet:You can call me Backstreet. I'd like to report a robbery.
Saul: Does this look like a police station to you?


Backstreet: Allow me to explain. It all started last year when I was raped at gunpoint by two gorgeous babes.



Saul: No one is going to believe you.
Backstreet: I know. That's why I didn't report it.
Saul: Well now it's not even a crime.
Backstreet: Hold on, I'm getting to the crime. First, they raped me. It was humiliating, but kind of enjoyable at the same time.



Saul: And you're complaining?
Backstreet: Well, that part wasn't so bad, but they got away and I never knew who they were. Months later, I go to a titty bar and there they are. Both of 'em. So I confronted them.
Saul: You confronted them? Are you out of your mind? And you were expecting to accomplish what?


Backstreet: I could see how much money they were making, and felt like they owed me. So, I reminded them what they did to me.


Backstreet: Then, I offered to not press charges if they gave me $5 grand.
Saul: You tried to extort strippers? Oh, brother. How'd that turn out? 

Backstreet: Not good.   

[Begog]

Backstreet: So, they offer me some beers on the house. The next thing I remember, it's the next day. They slipped me a roofie!    


Backstreet: I woke up with blood all over me, in terrible pain. That's when I notice my penis is missing.  
Saul: Your PENIS??? 
Backstreet: Yeah. And not just my penis. My balls too.    


Saul: I'm sorry Mr. Boy, but I am finding all this hard to believe.
Backstreet: You don't believe me? How 'bout I show you? I want to SUE them bitches!    


Saul: HOLY SHIT!    


Saul:They took the stick AND the stones!   


Saul:You're a.. a... a EUNICH!!!
Backstreet:   

[Smoke]

That's awesome Bro! Keep it goin!

[Begog]

Melissa: Looking for this?




Thanks to all those who commented. 

[Poly]

Melissa, NOOOOOOO! Don't be cruel!  Besides, you'll need Backstreet not to be that way for long, right?   

P.S. Backstreet is a 1D fan?   

Great pics and story!   

[Begog]

Nupondi: Face it, we're lost. I don't even know where we are now. 


Dwayne: Tarzan know where Tarzan go.


Nupondi: Tell me you didn't just say that.   


Nupondi: It's OK, buddy. When the head hunters come, you will be the one fighting them.

   

[Smoke]

LMAO! 

I think Dwarzan has an ulterior motive here anyway.. He wants to pretend he's lost so he can get him some Nupondi!!

That is some damn fine scene shooting you have done there !! I think you have graduated from a picture taker to a photographer!! Truth be told you did that a while back already..

Great stuff Begog!

[Begog]

The horde grows...

[Ceej]

Wow!!

[Z-Dr]

"My name is Begog and I am a Dollaholic.  It has been zero days since my last doll purchase..." 

[L3ft Nut]

LOve it Begog! Cant wait to see and read more of your stories...

Looking at the watch, its about time actually for another story from you eh??

L3fty

[Smoke]

Well. For the price of one big one you can a shipload of little ones!

[Begog]

Vin: What the fuck are you looking at?    


Vin: Whore!


Damn.


I just got here, and already some ASSHOLE with a gun is threatening me and calling me a whore.


I don't even have a name yet.    

[Z-Dr]

I don't even have a name yet.    

Whoretta?